A Bush Bulb

A mosaic of Bush made with a collage of the faces of fallen soldiers under his leadership

How many members of the Bush administration
does it take to change a light bulb?

1. One to deny that a light bulb needs to be changed;

2. One to attack the patriotism of anyone who says the light bulb needs to be changed;


3. One to blame Clinton for burning out the light bulb;

4. One to arrange the invasion of a country rumored to have a Secret stockpile of light bulbs;

5. One to give a billion dollar no-bid contract to Halliburton for the new light bulb;

6. One to arrange a photograph of Bush, dressed as a janitor,Standing on a step ladder under the banner:


7. One administration insider to resign and write a book documenting in detail how Bush was literally in the dark;

8. One to viciously smear #7;

9. One surrogate to campaign on TV and at rallies on how George Bush has had a strong light-bulb-changing policy all along;

10. And finally one to confuse Americans about the difference Between screwing a light bulb and screwing the country.